The Oracle Speaks Part 7

The doorway stood before him like an entrance into the future.  As he approached the smell of ancient dust and electricity waffed up into his nose.  He breathed an ancient air that had been trapped behind rock for many hundreds of years.  He stepped through onto a shitty metal staircase.  His vision automatically adjusted to the lower light conditions.  He saw that the staircase descended what looked to him almost endlessly.  Something in his brain told him to turn around, obeying this impulse he turned to see the door in which he entered through slam shut infront of him with a thundering boom.  The sound echoed throughout the dark tunnel and gave away secrets of just how cavernous this place might be.  His thoughts turned to the MCADM on the other side.  Shrugging slightly he continued down the staircase.

Descending what had to have been 200 steps he finally came to an end of the stairs and into a hall that rivaled the biggest cathedrals built in the old age he no longer remembered.  In the middle of the hall was a mechanical altar constructed out of old dusty forgotten machinery.  He recognized what looked like pneumatic devices, possible diesel engines and other parts of what could only be identified to him as tesla coils.  There was a book placed upon this altar.  He stepped forward and opened to the first page.

“Hereth I stand, in the flesh of the earth, awaiting the divine knowledge of what was and what is.  Howeth I wish for answers, howeth I ponder over what will become and what has already passed.  I seek, therefore I am, and now I shall find.  For I am here in the halls of the Oracle.”

Turning the next page, Mixon saw that the book, was not quite a book, but rather a contraption made to look like a book.  Under the first page was a touchscreen with what he recognized as similar to his own PizzaOS system.  In the middle was the silver triangle with the two J’s logo.  Except this logo had been vandalized and below words were added, making the normal JJ logo read: “JJ iz FUCT”.

Mixon reached forward and touched the logo, and the screen went black.  The smell of electricity is what hit him first.  The next was the blinding light.  He stepped back with an arm over his eyes and watched as the altar began to sink into the ground.   From above the ceiling rumbled with an electronic earthquake.  He heard generators deep below him spin up as the tesla coil looking devices started to spew arching blue bolts of electricity on the techno garbage around them.  The veins of electricity started to arch to the ceiling as they increased with power and intensity.  More and more of the tesla devices came on line surging their electricity towards the ceiling.  At last what resembled a pentagram of light formed on the ceiling and in the center a man that looked like a marionette of countless wires and tubes began to descend from a black coffin.  The power surge continued as the man, like that of some forgotten god, lowered to the ground.  His feet gently found their footing and his head shot up.  He seemed to wear a baseball cap with the brim pushed up.  Across it was an LED display system that was scrolling the words: “DEATH IS EASY.”

The arcs of lighting now transfered to his face where two metal piercings in his lips anchored all of the electric energy.  An electric scream escaped his lips as his eyes shot open and gazed directly into Mixon.  ”BllleeerrrmmmmzzzZZZzZZZZzZzz!”

Mixon completely bored with the whole display, spoke first.

“Are you the Oracle?”

The wired marionete raised his arms so they shot straight up from his body and stopped the electricity surge.  He wore glasses on his face, ripped jorts, and wore a Midnight City Pizza T-Shirt.  His face carried ironic facial hair.

“Yes, I am.  And you are Mixon.  The famous pizza cook.  You have come to seek knowledge, you have come to the right place.  For I know all things.”

Mixon, studying the man carefully, realized he himself hadn’t known his own name until the Oracle had spoken it.  He looked again at the bill of the Oracles hat the seemed to change randomly what phrases it said.  This time it was scrolling an ASCII cat face and the words “MEOW IS THE TIME.”

“I am Mixon, I don’t know what is going on, but I need to know.”

The Oracles face lit up.

“Well the story goes as so.  Almost 800 years ago, you disappeared.  There are many of us here still that know your name.  Many of us knew you would come.  Many have forgotten.  I can not tell you all, but I must tell you what I can.  You are here because JJ has made it so.  He told us all long ago that he had found a way to harness the power of pizza.  What he did with that power was incredible.  He rose to power and brought pizza with him.  No one knew the power of pizza had such potential, but fuck he did.  We all worked together.  We never knew our lives would be changed the way they were.  Believe it or not we were all friends once.  But JJ had other plans.  It all began the day you disappeared.  One day you never came to work.  But JJ did.  He said he had an idea for a new pizza.  No one knew how he made it, but people loved it.  We put it on the menu, people started eating it.  The more people ate it, the more powerful JJ became.  It seemed to control them.  Nothing made sense.  JJ started to become powerful, not just in wealth but in impossible ways.  Soon after he started his own pizza place, MCP or Midnight City Pizza, in what we used to know as Manhattan.  Soon after his pizza filled the bellies of more and more people.  JJ started to advance the way pizzas were delivered.  Instant delivery became possible through the use of technology nobody understood.  Governments and smarter people warned of this technology.  Scientists attempted to study it but were unable to unravel how anything worked.  But one thing they did know, they loved that fucking pizza, and could NOT. STOP. EATING IT.  With instant delivery, it was possible worldwide.  With each pizza sold JJ’s power increased.  He created the marinara core, a never ending source of impossible power that could deliver unrivaled power.  Soon the governments of the world failed.  There wasn’t much resistance.  Everyone would rather eat the pizza than resist.  Those that did, the replicants destroyed them.  Powered by the marinara cores, perfectly emulating JJ and expanding on his power, the replicants became the world’s police force and JJ rose to dominate the world in a short time with the smallest struggle.”

Mixon listened to this story intently, and understood perfectly.

“So JJ made me disappear.. into the future?”

The Oracle stepped forward and spoke again.

“No one knew what happened to you.  We assumed JJ had killed you.  But many started to speak of your return.  But one thing is certain, for some reason you are here, and you have already taken down one of the replicants.”

Mixon looked confused as his head began to hurt.

“I have no memory of doing that.  I woke up with 200 pounds of mechanical parts up my ass, and an extensive knowledge of pizza, that can devastate the landscape with a mere thought.”

The oracle continued: “You have taken down a replicant.  It seems for some reason you have been given the power of the replicants, as you yourself have a marinara core that powers you now.  You have met me, and MCADM, two victims of JJ.  We were close to him, he promised us power too if we went along with him.  Drunk on pizza we accepted but became monsters.  MCADM hell bent on delivering became the ultimate delivering machine, but instant delivery made him useless.  I, with my hunger for knowledge and stories, became what you see before you, an all knowing mass of information.  JJ imparted to me the gift of precognition, a vague sort of knowing all that happens and a sense of story of anything that takes place.  I can see pieces of what is but not the whole truth.”

Mixon had many more questions but he listened intently.

“Our time grows short I cannot tell you all but I can tell you this.  You must travel to Midnight City.  You must kill JJ.  None of us knew this would happen.  But it has, and for some reason he sent you away instead of killing you.  So you must kill him.  For all of us.  There are more of us.  We are out there.  Also I must warn you.  There is one JJ had spared.  His name was Bedrich, but I fear I did not see his plan until now.  I fear he may have orchestrated a ploy to turn him against you.  Something terrible has happened.  He has acquired great power, and blames you for the misfortune. Beware.”

With this the Oracle stopped speaking.  Mixon pressed with further questions but the Oracle simply shook his head.  ”Our time is over, they are here and its time for you to begin your journey.  He has sent three of them.  If you truly are our savior, the worlds savior, now is the time to prove it.”

With his final words the ceiling above the oracle erupted.  The wires and tubes connecting him to his mass of knowledge came loose and he fell to the ground.  Mixon knelt down to help him up.

“Its no use, Im dead in 33 seconds.”

Looking at the brim of his hat reading “Pizza Party Pooper” Mixon stepped back.  The rock ceiling around him started to cave in.  Thousands of pounds of rock started to rain down, Mixon created a Alfredo sauce shield that encompassed him.  He thought of rising crust in the oven and began to rise through the falling debris and out of the earth.  Looking below he saw the cavern below completely filling with rock.  The sight of the broken Oracle below renewed his rage towards those that cut their time short.  Exploding out of the rock and into the noonday sun he was met by three replicants.  MCADM was gone.  It was time to fight.

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The Doorway Part 6

Mixon was awoken to the sound of the MCADM engines powering down, decelerating from its cruising speed that seemed to him impossibly fast.  Looking at the map revealed they were about 200 yards from the spot marked “ORACLE” that slowly pulsed.  All Mixon saw on the viewing screen was a giant cliff face.  He studied it anxiously awaiting any opening or sign of life as MCADM approached it, and shut down his engines completely.  Sitting forward Mixon touched the door and it opened.  Wind was blowing sand across the battered land that resembled some old western movie Mixon watched as a kid, although he no longer had any memory of it.  Walking forward to the cliff wall he kicked at it.  A few sparks jumped off his metal foot and some of the rock was scuffed away.

“Well.. where is this oracle?”

The doors on the MCADM closed and the engine cut off.  Everything was silent except for the rising wind.  MCADM seemed lost in its own internal calculations or thoughts, whichever it possessed.  Still groggy from his nap Mixon walked across the eroded road and sat on a large red boulder, and stared at the cliff face with his head in his hands.  A certain sense of apathy had filled him.  It didn’t come as any surprise to him there was nothing here. The wind continued to howl and he fell away to his own internal thoughts of the situation.  How often he had come to points in his life like this, where it felt as if life had forgotten him in its daily affairs.  His closest friend an unknowable machine.  He himself, unknowable even to himself.  He found himself rather bored of it all.  The desert landscape around him seemed to echo his feelings.  As far as he could see was a deserted landscape, a few bushes and small shrubs grew lackadasicaly here and there without any real reason it seemed.  Weather beaten cliff sides stood as a testament only to stubborn will of there simply being nothing else to do, other to exist.  Disinterest filled him, even though such intense life changes had occurred only a short while ago.

He drew his mind inward towards his new mechanical body.  His mind was drawn to the marinara core.  When he focused he could feel its power driving his limbs and circulating his blood.  His mind continued to draw inwards and consider himself as himself.  As he sat and found himself meditating he realized he had only ever used his power when threatened or out of instinct.  Curious now, and for the first time not in a state of panic or danger he thought to try and use his powers.

Standing up and looking at the rock face he held his right hand forward.  He started to think of blasting the wall.  Thoughts of explosions and fire filled his brain.  Destruction, hate, wrath… he went through them all while tensing his arm.  However nothing seemed to erupt from his palm.  Knowing he had the power within him he refused to give up.  Again he thought:

“Missiles, lasers, smash and crash, DYNAMITE, C4, plasma blast, busses driving into walls, wrecking balls crashing through buildings, RPG’s blowing up houses, FIRE, DEATH, HAVOK!”

Nothing.

He sat back down on the rock, frustrated.  As he stared at the ground he thought again of the plane ride.  All those dead bodies, all that .. pizza.

He felt his chest whir to life and his hand a bit heavier with some sort of energy.  He stood again and held out his arm, palm facing the rock wall before him.

“Pizza” he spoke out loud.

A blast of red energy erupted from his finger tips and blasted into the cliff face, leaving a basketball sized hole.   The MCADM seemingly to take notice backed up a few feet from the cliff wall.  Again Mixon tried.

“PIZZA!”

This time a veritable force blasted out from his palm and into the cliff.  The blast this time considerably bigger than before.  MCADM further retreated up the road away from the cliff.  This time something clicked in Mixons head, and a knowing smile washed across his face.  This time he walked midway into the road and rose both of his hands to the cliff face.

“Delicious savory deep dish pizza, with buttery crisp crust!”

KABOOOM.  The eruption of red burning plasma belched forward from his hands and exploded upon the cliff face shattering it fifty feet in all directions.  The sound was deafening and the spray of granite shot over the dusty road.

“Rigatoni, zitti, huge lasagna, manicotti combo, garlic cheese toast basket!”

Explosions after exposions tore away at the cliff.  Hot waves of plasma red-white with power blasted through the cliff sending boulders and debris through the air and landing on the road beside Mixon.  As he tore away at the rock with his various attacks he grew surer and surer of himself and how to use his weapons.  Appetizers, small italian desserts caused short bursts of energy to thrash out from his hands.  Thoughts of mozzarella sticks shot short controlled bursts, while images of large chicago style deep dish pizzas had more of a mortar effect on the cliff.  It was after a powerful shot of double crust pizza cooked well done or a blast of spicy italian sausage stuffed shells that he began to notice something emerging in the cliff from his constant blasting.  A metal doorway was emerging inside the cliff.  A few more blasts of oregano and baked calzone bites later and he had uncovered a bright metaled door within a black metaled door frame.  He approached it and grasped at a handle and pulled.  The door opened an inch before being caught on a small pebble.  Thinking of a single strand of grated mozzarella cheese Mixon expertly removed it with a small blast from his index finger.  Swinging wide open now the door exhausted a warm heat and smell of static electricity.  He looked back to see the MCADM had inched nearer now and lit his headlights into the doorway.  Mixon looked in and saw a staircase winding downward.  He signaled to the MCADM that he was going in, but again wondered if the machine was conscious or not.  Stepping forward into the door frame he looked downward into darkness as his innards tensed with fear.  Life had not forgotten him, and in fact he felt as if the very fate of the world was awaiting him at the bottom of those stairs.  Filled with confidence and a refreshed perspective he entered the passageway.  What he would find, he would never have guessed.

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Brian Mixon himself contributes to the frenzy that is MCP.

I am shitty guy who does too much stuff.  Actually I am pretty awesome and am doing lots of stuff lately.  That being said MCP didn’t get an update this month.  But I am going to promise a huge update for next month.  That’s right a promise.  But I do have a treat for you.  The first work here not submitted from myself, and it’s happening in the Midnight City ethos.  This is a spin off authored by none other than the antihero character of MCP: Brian Mixon.  Please enjoy and encourage him to do more chapters and updates as well.  Without further ado I present:

 

Midnight City: Chronicles

“What a fucking mess.” The worn down streets of a worn down city seemed even filthier than usual. Shit, piss, discarded delivery boxes and worse were strewn about his feet like the flotsam and jetsam of a shipwrecked garbage hauling delivery vessel. A 24 hour, 7 days a week delivery boat, with service to everywhere. In this city, shit delivery was job one; and business was good.

With a cigarette barely extinguished under the tow of his boot, and the second already halfway gone, smoke curled from his hand into the ever present fog of exhaust and human excess that hung around the whole city at every hour, in every inch, and around the head of every fat, ruined, worthless pile of crap that called itself a citizen of this shithole ‘city’.
It’d been awhile since the job had taken him down to the docks, much less the seedier end of them, if one could compare any street of this town as being seedier than any other. But a job was a job, and this one paid enough for another pack of smokes and a bottle of Jameson. Even if it was chasing after some loser getting his prick stuck in a ship rat in lowertown. Even if his wife was sleeping around on him too. Even if said wife made up for a lack of cash to pay his fees with an ‘abundance of accommodation’. Hey, we all got needs, right?
“Where is this prick, I need a beer.” As he shifted from behind the shipping containers toward the clerk’s building, the occasional newspaper fell under his foot. Headlines of trivial nonsense and bullshit pageantry, all designed to maintain the status quo splayed across them. The sportsball team scored the most points in a match versus their rivals. Who gives a goddamned fuck. Masturbatory self congratulation for a rigged game bought by a corporate sponsor. Well, not so much ‘a’ corporate sponsor, but ‘the’ corporation. The one that gnawed at the very life-force of this city and fed what it shit out back to us. “Here we are.”
The clerk’s office was more of a one story shack with one door and one window, covered in vulgar graffiti and shitty paint marker tags left by kids that didn’t know putting their mark anywhere in the city was like pissing into an ocean of piss. He sidled up to the window and peered into the dimly lit office where his mark was making beastly sounds on top of a woman who seemed altogether indifferent. Pay dirt. He shifted his weight to grab out his camera when he heard something behind him.
Coming about abruptly, he was face to face with a 300 pound rent-a-cop, or more specifically, the muzzle of his gun. So much for stealth. “Hey pal, I’m looking for the slice place on third, I know it’s around here someplace, if you could just-” Crack. That was the sound his cheek bone made when it tried to stop the impact of the gorilla’s left hook. Crack. That would be the sound of the same bone trying again, albeit a little more lazily. Crack. Clearly attempting to halt the attack using only his face wasn’t going to be a winning strategy. Crack. That last one was different. That was the sound of half a pint of whiskey making a rebuttal.

The half-assed attempt at self defense bought him the time he needed to pick a direction and run for his life. Dodging behind a shipping container and missing a volley of bullets, he made for the fence like his life depended on it, which, let’s face it, it did. Climbing the fence didn’t prove to be much of a problem. The searing pain from the bullet that caught him in the leg once he landed however, proved to be a pretty serious issue, as having both legs was a key point in his escape plan.
Eventually he downed an alley and hopped into a dumpster, which if anyone had been watching, they would swear this wasn’t his first time. He landed in a pile of used food containers, that were luckily already covered in their own layer of filth, so he didn’t think his blood would disrupt the dumpster’s feng shui. The bullet was a through-and-through, and he could temporarily fix it until he got home, but what a walk that was going to be. Gazing above, spotlights searched the night sky for any as yet undefiled stretch of space, fouling any nighttime cloud that dared to cross their path. Neon flashed down at the end of the alley, illuminating the stories above him with a red and green glow. Huge towers surrounded him, erected to satisfy men’s need to build dicks anywhere they could. He could even make out the top of the statue that looked out over the harbor, carved in the rigid image of the city’s most prominent douche. It was an eyesore, but so was this city, so no harm done he supposed.
Finally, after assuring himself the coast was clear, he crawled out of the dumpster and propped himself against the alley wall and began the limp home. The term home was more of a euphemism than an actual dwelling; his office in midtown in between a pizza place and a whorehouse was barely larger than the clerk’s office he’d been caught spying on. “Shit!” He realized he’d neglected to actually photograph the cheating husband in the act. And in all the commotion, the bird probably flew once he saw the fight outside, never to return. Who cares, he thought, as long as he had his whiskey. “Shit!” He left the whiskey with the guard.

What a fucking day. As he locked the door behind him, the sowing needle and the emergency bottle of vodka in the freezer were his only concerns. Sitting down to patch up his newest soon to be battle scar, a voice spoke. “Patrick?” The woman was a ten. Out of 9. Floor to ceiling legs and a top heavy build that defied gravity, and the damndest shade of green eyes that almost glowed with the same uneasy pallor of the city outside. She was dressed to the nines, and he had his pants around his ankles with a week old pair of underwear stained from last night’s dinner.

Taking a pull from the vodka and pouring the rest on his leg, he eyed her up and down for a minute before setting to work on his wound. If she was there to kill him, he’d never make it to the door in this condition. No use worrying about it now. “You’re hurt, if you need a doctor, I know a guy that doesn’t ask questions…” He paused and looked up at her. “Lady, just what the hell are you doing in my office?” She got up from the chair she’d been waiting in, and made way over to his impromptu emergency room. A friend told me you could help me, said you owed him one. Said you could find things others can’t.”
He was trying to concentrate on the patch job, but she was pacing back and forth and it was getting distracting. “You picked my lock, break into my place, and ask me for help? Seems to me like you got no problem getting anything you want.” She pulled out an envelope, and said “Whatever your price is, name it.” Brandishing a handful of hundred dollar bills, she implored him with her eyes. Being the first time he’d seen that much cash in years, he attempted to maintain his cool and paused on the sowing.
He extended his hand to her, realized it was covered in blood, and settled for a noncommittal shrug. She took this as an encouraging sign, and set several hundreds down on his desk. “What I need, Patrick, is…”
“Nobody calls me Patrick anymore.” Confused, she looked back at the glass window next to the entrance. “But, the sign says…” He cut her off again. “I know what the goddamn sign says, but nobody calls me that anymore. Call me Worm.”

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Part 5 <> In The Hall of the Raccoon King

So it’s February 1st and time to publish, I want to keep people rewarded for checking the site on the first of each month but I haven’t finished this chapter, in fact I only sat down once for an hour and banged this part out.  Anyway, I say I will ship on the first so I will ship on the first.  Please enjoy this part 1 of 2 of part 5… if you can follow.  I started a bunch of other projects lately so I ….. whatever, here you go.  Racoons!

He stood on the shore gazing up at the city.  A mixture of sound, lightly lapping waves behind him, contrasted with the buzz of the metropolis.  A cascade of sights, skyscrapers that seemed impossibly huge nearing the cloud line.  Multiple search lights roaming the sky in fixed patterns.  Bright neon lights flashing on and off in hypnotic patterns.  The sight almost made him stagger as it was far too much to take in.  Some buildings stood out from the others in their design.  One was a large head without a jaw protruding from the earth.  It’s wide, staring eyes were giant glass windows that were 10 stories tall.  Where the jaw should have been on the head was only a giant tongue that served as a parking ramp to the lower levels.  On top of the head were lighted beacons that changed colors sending beams of light into the sky which made the head appear to have a color changing mohawk.  Another building resembled that of giant jewel encrusted sword stuck into the earth at a diagonal angle.  The LED system on the building made it appear to be dripping with blood.  The sight of the building wasn’t one of gory fascination but was rather a view into the brilliant world that had evolved.  To the north was a large black tower that seemed impossible.  He couldn’t see what it was, but he felt its existence.  His vision lost clarity and he brought his hands to his face.  They were balls of wire and broken steel.  He felt cold fear wash up his spine and felt his mind about about to give.  He fell into the sand.  He screamed.  He looked up again to see the black tower miles closer.  He could not see it, even closer it was even less clear.  He watched as from atop the tower two golden spotlights shot out forming a giant “V” of gold.  They stopped midway and broke back towards each other making a large golden diamond.  A number materialized in green.  It was a date.  It read December 1, 2808.

“CO>M.PLI.CAT.I.ON>> CO>M.PLI.CAT.I.ON>>CO>M.PLI.CAT.I.ON>>”

A voice rained down from his head into his mind.  He jolted awake.

“A dream.”

He spoke out loud, the sound of his own voice settling him into realization it was just a dream.  He looked around to see he was in the cab of MCADM.  He remembered he was heading toward the Oracle as the map had indicated.  Who or what the oracle was he had no idea.  But it seemed to make sense following how events had turned out.

His mind turned to the MCADM vehicle.  It had spoken before.  It had spoken quite violently and blasted him out of a concrete watchtower.  He wondered if he was able to speak to the …car.

“Hey.. dude?”

There was no response, the car seemed preoccupied with its destination.  Being part machine himself he could sense the cars deliberate concentration on its goal.  Giving up he accessed the vehicles optic program to view the road.  The screen where the windshield was blinked on and showed a dreary landscape.  Not sure if the lighting was correct the landscape looked like that of a blue Arizona desert.  Rock formations were all around and a huge canyon ran along the left of the road.  A purplish sky was above them showing him its infinite and bright stars.  The road was barely there, having fallen to severe disrepair and neglect.  Yet he was still on what looked like a city street.  He saw decayed light posts and watched a few times as MCADM swerved to miss open manhole covers.  Thats when it hit him again.  His dream.  Had that been true?  Was it seriously 2808?  He accessed his electronic mind and queried for the date.

“12-1-2808 “Year of the Calzone” ”

He furrowed his brow.

His allowed his mind to try to piece things together, but he started to succumb to the idea that any recollection of the past was no longer available to him.  He had to start a new life it seemed.  The thought made a marble of cold sink in his belly but he swallowed hard to avoid it.  He spoke aloud to the MCADM.

“Here’s what I know man.  I remember a plane, I remember a statue of a guy I hate, and I remember his name is JJ.  Now I am some kind of god awful machine that knows everything about pizza, and it seems like I can do some damage.  I don’t know what the fuck else is going on but you are driving me to this “Oracle” and that seems right.  Maybe he will know whats up.  Also I am dreaming about some crazy spooky ass city and  HEY WATCH THE FUCK OU-”

MCADM sped towards a small animal in the road.  As he approached the raccoon stood on its hind legs and sniffed at the air.  MCADM applied a quick brake of the rear wheels while slightly turning left which caused a slight drift sideways towards the animal.  The massive rear tires struck the raccoon and smeared his small body across the cracked road.  Mixon watched it happen on the screen in horror.

“WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?”

“YUUUUCCCCccccKKKKKKKKK” The nasally scream again.

The MCADM looked inward to Mixon for approval.  Mixon now lost in an introspective nightmare having seen the raccoon die gave none.  The MCADM seemed to slow a bit and drive more cautiously.  What the vehicle thought as a camaraderie building experience had backfired.  In silence they proceeded to the Oracle.

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A few kilometers away sitting under the stars at a camp fire a man looking into the flames stood up.  He turned his one eyed gaze at the sky and finished the last drag of his cigarette throwing it into the flames.  Sensing his movement three raccoons carried another log of wood and threw it on the fire.  He looked at them with a small contented smile on his face.  After placing their log on the fire the three raccoons began to play.  One picked up a small twig and pantomimed the man staring into the sky smoking a cigarette.  The others tried to snatch it away and began chittering loudly wrestling next to the warmth of the fire.  The man laughed quietly and sat down on the ground leaning against a large log to watch the animals.  He began to roll another cigarette as a larger grey raccoon approached him.  The man could tell the grey raccoon had very different spirits than the three playing.  He watched the grey raccoon approach, his head hanging low.  He rested his paw on the mans leg and began to chitter in broken lengths.  The man listened and his face grew very solemn.  The three playing raccoons heard the chittering sobs of the grey raccoon and slowly approached.  They all sat in a circle and listened to their larger friends news.  With every chitter and chirp the mans face grew more serious.  The grey raccoon bared his teeth as his chittering began to resemble a frenized scream.  The man reached forward and patted the raccoon on his head, and stood up.  The three smaller animals and much larger grey raccoon, whose face was dripping with crocodile tears, watched as the man went into his makeshift shelter and emerged wearing his old military cap and a handful of powder.  The raccoons started running around him and the fire chirping loudly baring their teeth and mock fighting.  With his face draped in shadow from the brim of his hat, the man walked toward the fire and threw the powder on the blaze.  Blue light lit up his face, as a rough beam of light erupted from the fire and into the sky.  From all around millions of raccoons saw the rough broken signal in the sky.  From garbage cans, from drains, from dumpsters, from tree houses, from mid chew of pizza crusts.  They all saw.  They chittered amongst their peers and began to make their way towards the signal.

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MCADM raced on carrying Mixon to their destination.

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Winter Reminder.

Theres something about the first few cold days in a Minnesota winter that pisses me off.  It is not necessarily the weather, its not the fact that when I get in my car its a solid block of ice.  Its not even the fact that my nose freezes and when the wind blows I literally yell fuck words at it.  It is none of these things.  Its the frigid bitchyness that most people seem to employ as their behavior.  Or the victim attitude people have when they feel the extreme cold.  Its fucking winter HOMEY!  Its gonna get shitty.

I went to the grocery store today.  First off I had to drive past 10,000 miserable shit heads who think they can only drive 10 MPH on roads because oooooohhhhmygosh its so slippery, and cold and oh mannnnn.  Fuck these guys.  I am a dick sometimes, in case you haven’t met me.  I think its healthy for most people to feel a little bit of my dickish tendencies.  (Yes theres a joke in there.)  These paralyzed morons drove in the middle of a two lane street putting along at 10 mph and were just so discombobulated by the horrid snow blizzard we had of 2 inches of snow they couldn’t remember basic rules of the road.  I jammed my car in second gear and tore ass right past them, causing them much more stress and panic in their victimized world.  My car sucks, (well actually my car fucking rules) but it can handle these horrid conditions just fine.  Eventually people will remember what its like to drive on ice and that its winter and will tuck their chapped vaginas up in their pants and press on the gas, but theres always the first week of like mourning or apparently lag time before they can access memories of driving under “cold conditions”.

My shitty bitchfest you are reading doesn’t end there.  Once I got to the grocery store I was bombarded with hurried, too-busy-to-not-be-a-shit-head, rude assholes shuffling by me and huffing and puffing at my contemplation of what peanut butter I should buy.  Please my friends.  If you act like a soiled ass child near me I am going to further exacerbate you by going four times as slow picking out the eggs I want.  Yeah.. I gotta open it and check to see if they are smooshed.

The checkout person had grindingly annoying demeanor that almost caused me to start imitating her to her face.  She mastered in a real fake nice tone that dripped with judging me as some ruffian in her fancy grocery store.  Painful it was, I wanted to tell her I am a really cool guy who writes some neat stories on the internet.  That you don’t have to be fake with me, and the fact that most people I know divulge the most fucked up things that have happened to them to me in private because I come off as the guy who will listen.  But I didn’t.  Because.. I’m not an idiot.

Most of these people were probably just fucked up with other things they were dealing with.  One thing that started to seep into my mind was one simple idea: “Your mindset colors your perception of people.”  Think everyone is an asshole?  Then they will be.  Think everyone is generally good and probably somebodies buddy?  Then they will be.  So as I stood there reveling in this revelation, I realized it was me, who was being the shit head. I got my shit and walked out.  I stopped being a dick on the road, and found that everyone seemed way nicer.

So in short.  Get over the fact that its cold outside, or you might think everyone around you has the same problem and then you and everyone you see will be…..

SHIT HEADS

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Hey Dudes.

So not everything I write on here needs to be Midnight City Pizza.  Even though we all agree its awesome and is the best shit we have read in awhile.  I wanted to adress some things.  A lot of people have approached me and told me their thoughts on the story.  All of them have been positive which I am greatly thankful for.  You don’t have to load this site up and read this shit, and you don’t have to say positive things to me about it.  But some of you have and I am incredibly grateful.

Another thing.  A lot of people like to give me ideas of what to write and think about plot line stuff.  That is fun.  I like it.  I like to hear others input and I have in fact have some ideas that I have used and will be using that other people put in.  Some people though, they start to tell me what they want to see in the story specifically, what they want their character to do and other shit.  I am flattered they care, I am flattered they are excited, to really no end.  Its weird people read this shit to begin with, but I guess its not that weird because it is awesome shit and about pizza which we all love.

But. Dude.  If you want to write stories?  DO IT YOURSELF.  Seriously.  I started this because its fun, but I am not going to write a story to make you look cool with your input.  If you want to write a story about how awesome you are please do.  I will read it.  But don’t tell me to write about you in specific ways.  Thats how you get KILLED OFF.  I’m not bitching, I’m just saying.  This new found fame is just really too much to handle really.  I can barely walk outside to grab the Sunday paper without tripping over a frozen corpse or two of fans who tried sleeping on the doorstep awaiting an autograph.

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All the answers.

Stay tuned for next time when MCADM and Mixon reach the Oracle and many questions will be answered.  However its not all good for our friends in their journey.  They encounter a snag in their plans as MCADM carelessly kills a seemingly harmless animal in the road.  Some think raccoons are just garbage eaters.  There is one who doesn’t feel that way.

I welcome feedback if you are reading this story.  I don’t really care to make it much more than it is, I might go back and improve parts and turn it into a real piece of literature but at this point I am just having fun writing it.  As such it is good practice for writing and I hope you enjoy it.  Its mostly riddled with inside jokes and tongue in cheek humor.  Pizza party hard.

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Part 4: It came from the North.

From above the moon shone in a cloudless black sky over a white washed earth.  Cold and silent trees stood all around, dark and still.  The deep freeze that hung in the air threatened to seep into his extremities.  Opening his mouth to cry out, a scream, the frigid temperature filled his lungs.  It spread, filling his belly, pins and needles racing across his skin.  A giddy sense of dread cascaded across his mind.  This was death, a sureness settled with him, no use in resisting.   Yet it wasn’t.  Where the cold was now was a different feeling.

 

Synaptic birth and connections were growing inside.  Calculations were being done, by his brain, and at the same time, not by his brain.  External components were wired in, somehow now accessed internally.  He felt different areas of himself coming awakened.  Strength augmentation, velocity and trajectory calculations, plasma acceleration and diffusion, cognitive and spatial awareness now perceptible.  Slowly as if recovering from a concussion vision became perceptible.  He was not alive but rather on.

 

Across his vision words appeared: Marinara Core Initialized  . . . Engage?

 

Mixon focused on the word yes.  A gurgly scream of the red sauce filled throats lost to this world, banshee’d through his ears.  His arms shot forward and he felt their cry within them.  He remembered, no… accessed, thousands of pizza recipes and crust styles.  Deep dish, Sicilian, hand tossed, double crust, thin crust.  The knowledge washed over him like a waterfall.  Mind racing, it jumped to pastas, manicotti, baked ziti, lasagna, ravioli, tortellini.  Italian desserts filled his mind, tiramisus and biscotti.  What was this power?  The visions of recipes, cooking times, temperatures, and dough tossing all blurred together.   He was now conscious.

 

Brian stood.  Around him was what looked like a destroyed trailer park.  Piles of rubble stood at various locations around.  Freshly wrecked buildings he guessed.  He held his hand in front of his face.  It was not his hand he remembered. Instead it was a machines hand but somehow skin was grafted over most of the machinery.  There were vents and what looked like jets in the palms of his hands.  It confused his organic brain, but his mechanical brain assessed functionality of the marinara jets at 67%.  Curious it was, but not completely terrifying.  He asked his mechanical brain for system status, a thought he was sure came from the mechanical brain himself.

 

WEAPONS REPORT:

Marinara Plasma – 67% Efficacy

Meatball Missiles – N/A

Pasta Laser – Offline

Deep Dish Land Mines – Zero.

Lasagna Lightning – Error.

 

Various other weapons were offline and statuses he didn’t exactly understand.  He looked around him wondering where he was.  There was no one around besides some charred corpses.  He surveyed the rubble before something caught his eye.  A bright blue box was propped up on a slab of concrete.  As he approached it he saw it was covered in blood.  Whatever was in the box was now gone.  The box itself was a marvel of technology in itself.  As Mixon studied the box his eyes came to rest on the silver triangle with the two J’s on it.  Suddenly he remembered the plane crash.  He sat down and thought.

 

“I should be dead.  I SHOULD be dead.”

 

He remembered waking, JJ’s voice, and that statue.  What the fuck was this?  As he looked around he wondered where he was exactly.  No matter how he tried he couldn’t remember anything beyond waking up on that plane.  The parts of his brain that held the memories of who he was were no longer in his head.  He punched a slab of concrete in frustration.

 

A blip in his brain popped up in front of his vision.  A voice spoke from within his mechanical brain to his organic mind.

 

P.R.O.X.I>>M>I.T>Y ALE>>RT

SUBJ?ECT TRA?>VELING SOU?THWAR>D AT ! 289.67 KPH ON LAnDD

TWO. MI.NUT.ES TO. ArrRRRIVAL

ARMING WEAP0NS

 

Someone was coming.  And they were coming fast.  Brian not really knowing what to do tried to find a place to hide.  To the north by the road was a tower that wasn’t completely smashed.  He thought to himself something about the importance of high ground being an advantage and climbed quick.  He got to the top and sat down.  Peering over the ledge he saw someone traveling across the road.  It looked like a small car but it was traveling incredibly fast.  He watched the silent moving car on the horizon and then he heard the roar of the engines.

As the vehicle approached he studied it with fascination.  It was a small grey two door vehicle.  He heard the engines powering down as it rolled up the dusty road and began to brake.  As it approached his vantage point in the tower he risked a peek at the drivers seat.  There was no one.  Thinking to himself it wasn’t totally weird a car was driving himself, especially in light of current events he heard the vehicle stop next to his tower hiding spot.  His heart sank and he could taste the bitterness of fear in the back of his throat.  A wash of cold spread throughout his body as held out his hand, palm facing the concrete wall where the vehicle sat on the other side.  He closed his eyes and felt the marinara core activate.  Emboldened he opened his eyes and clenched his teeth.  He was going to blast this fucker to nothing.  The car idled calmly seemingly unaware of the attack about to be unleashed.

Suddenly the vehicles RPM skyrocketed and bounced off the rev limiter as the drivers side lambeau door lifted slowly.  Mixon hesitated.

“YUUUUUUCCccCKCCCKCKKKKKKKKkkkKKKK”

A nasally word escaped the vehicle, blasting apart the tower in which Mixon hid.  Thrown to the ground with concrete dust in his eyes he looked up.  Before him was a heavily modified Honda CRX.  Lambeau doors, superior engine with undeterminable technology or horsepower.  Armored glass and the letters “MCADM” in a stylized logo painted off center on the hood.  The first two and the last two letters in the logo slanted towards the “A” in the middle. The vehicle had no passenger and seemed to be sentient of its own accord.  Mixon stood and approached the car.

“Hey.. I think I remember you.”  His mind struggled to recall memories of before but failed mostly.  Most of his brain was now some kind of machine.  But he felt that he still had a soul.

“I do remember you.  You were there, before.  At.. at.. the…”

Mixon’s voice trailed off as his butchered mind failed to produce any memory.  But he pushed forward.  Demanding to recall.

“… you.. delivery?”

The utterance of the word ignited the MCADM engines.  It started into a burnout before it deployed metal barbs out of its tires.  It gripped the road and raced down the street.  Achieving acceleration speeds that would nearly kill any passenger it drifted, into a 180 degree spin.  Stopping to face Mixon it sped towards him at incredible speed.  Mixon felt no fear this time as the vehicle approached,  and a smile cracked his face.  The MCADM engines glowed red with excessive heat and fuel consumption.  At the last second possible MCADM engaged his front brakes only which caused him to front flip over Mixon through the sky before landing behind him.

Mixon laughed.  He wasn’t sure why, but he knew things had just improved dramatically.  The MCADM again opened its lambeau door and without thinking Mixon got in.  Inside the dashboard was heavily modified.  Any means of controlling the car were gone and what was there was merely just for show.  No one drove this car, as this car was alive.  A large organic led screen rolled out next to Mixon.  As he touched it, his wireless systems interfaced with it and a screen displaying PiZZa OS was shown.  Booting up multitudes of functions were available.  All which were impossible to understand by Mixon.  Body augmentation, weapon installation, plasma refinery tools, limb replacement walkthroughs, and a few that were all XXXXX’s.  Mixon touched a navigation application screen.  A monochrome map of the area’s topography was shown.  A blip was again placed by his mind 406 km away to the north.  Above the blip was a rotating caption that read:

“The Oracle”

Mixon felt a strong notion that this Oracle would have answers.  Why did he have this body?  Where was he?  What the fuck was going on?  And why were pizza and italian dishes impossible to remove from the forefront of his consciousness?

He pressed the node on the map.  the OLED screen rolled up and descended into the dash.  He heard the MCADM engine spool up and take off.  As “I know the truth” by the Pretty Lights started to play he noticed his vision blueshift.  It was time for some answers.

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Updates

I’ve gotten some feedback on Midnight City Pizza.  Instead of fixing stuff that was pointed out I am going to push forward.  Death is always around the corner so we don’t have time for revisions.  Let us push on and see what happens to Mixon and his illfated friends.  Stay tuned dear reader, more carnage and destruction is ahead.

 

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Part 3: The Death Rattle of Resistance

News of the destruction in MC had the people of New Peruvia losing their minds with panic.  As Bedrich entered the town with his herd and bleeding passenger nobody noticed.  Adelmo was trying to calm the hysteria but was doing a terrible job at it.  Bedrich brought the herd to the barn quickly and secured them.  He hoisted Mixon off the Alpaca and laid him out on the barn floor.  Bedrich was convinced he was dead.  Mixon’s injuries were brutal and severe.  Severe lacerations across his body, compound fractures on one leg, the other was missing.  His hands and fingers were mostly broken and his jaw rested at an unnatural angle.  Mixon began to stir and Bedrich rushed to tell Adelmo.  Something about this man and what he said drove Bedrich from a walk to a run.

Adelmo entered the barn, his huge form dwarfing Bedrich.  He solemnly stared at Mixon as his inner blue lights pulsed slowly.

“We muuUSST operate.”

Bedrich was silent.  Adelmo seemed eager to begin, but the damage that the stranger had suffered seemed irreparable.   Adelmo gathered Mixon’s body which were merely remains of the man that had piloted the plane just an hour before.  Bedrich followed as the stranger was carried out of the barn and to Adelmo’s personal workshop.  Bedrich hesitated at the door, he was never permitted into the workshop nor was anyone in New Peruvia.

“Come.  Come InNN-.”

Bedrich sighed and stepped through the doorway.  It was almost as if he was stepping into a building on another planet.  Unidentifiable technology filled the shed.  Some of it working with mild beeps and bloops, some of it obviously in disrepair and some that looked like it had never worked.  Bedrich recognized some of the parts he was told to lug from the scrap heaps of Midnight City.

Mixon was spread out on a dirty operating table.  Upon the floor were hundreds of empty mayonnaise packets.

“What are you going to do?  He said something to me.  He said something about JJ or some shit.  Do you know who that is?”  Bedrich pressed for answers from Adelmo with a quiet anxiety growing in his stomach.

Upon hearing the name Adelmo swung around to face Bedrich, a bright red light flared underneath Adelmo’s skin and he swore he heard mechanical engines spin up and activate.

“J JAYYyyy.  Yes.”

Bedrich told Adelmo what he saw and what had happened to the statue.  Adelmo listened, absorbing the information.  Adelmo moved and spoke a bit differently having heard Bedrich’s tale.

“Bedrich, we must rebUUILD this man.  TheRE might not beEE enough tiMEE.”

Bedrich pondered Adelmo’s meaning but felt the hair on the back of his neck rise when Adelmo spoke.  Something bad was about to happen.

Work began immediately.

Adelmo moved at an inhuman speed further cementing the fact to Bedrich he was not human.  Adelmo activated a small grey cube that emitted a shimmery silver cloth that was liquid to the touch over Mixons body.  The cloth seemed to serve several different purposes, stopping bleeding, powering other bits of equipment that was plugged into Mixon’s flesh.  Adelmo told Bedrich it was something called nanomachines but that word held no meaning to Bedrich.  Mixon moved in and out of consciousness waking but not in a conscious state.  Adelmo started with the missing leg replacing it with parts that had seemingly already been pre-made.  It had been pre-made.  Bedrich had too many questions to ask as he watched this machine work on the broken man before him.  Now he realized what it was Adelmo had been doing all this time in this shack.  But why was he building these parts was too much for Bedrich to process.  It was as if he was prepared for this.

Two hours went by and Adelmo showed no signs of slowing.  The speed at which Adelmo moved almost seemed more like an attack than an operation. Most of Mixon’s body had been completely replaced.  There were a few times where Adelmo had pulled parts of himself off to use on Mixon and times where Adelmo discarded parts of Mixon himself.  What was a broken mass of flesh, now resembled tightly wound bundles of wire hidden completely underneath armored plates soaked with blood.  It was obvious to see he was assembled in a shed but some of the parts attached were almost other worldly in their design.  Some of the technology being used on Mixon was not of Adelmo’s tinkering.  Most of Mixons organs were replaced by mechanical counter parts.  The shimmery nanocloth helped serve to sustain organ function while his organs were either removed completely or heavily modified.  His entire muscle structure replaced, nerve system replaced, all that seemed recognizable anymore to Bedrich was Mixon’s face.

Adelmo paused as if complete.  A huge gaping hole where Mixons stomach had been was all that remained.  Adelmo disappeared behind a curtain and was heard shuffling through a room.  The sound of large pneumatic machinery unlocking was heard and Adelmo emerged holding a box that Bedrich could not take his eyes off of.  Adelmo set the box on the table next to Bedrich.  The boxes construction looked different than anything else Bedrich had seen in Adelmo’s work shop.  On the front of it was a logo, a single piece of pizza with two silver J’s in the middle.

“JJ? Hey what is that?”

Adelmo turned to Bedrich and began to explain.

“It is what Weee callledd A marinaRRRRa coreE.  It is noT fully functional and quite damAGEDD.  It hoWWever will be enoUGH to power him.”

Marinara core.  Bedrich watched Adelmo open the box.  A bright blazing red ball of plasma burned with three extraneous rings that spun around it unattached.  Two of the rings were blackened and burnt, at the same spot in their path of levitation around the center they would stutter and the core would dim slightly.

Adelmo set the mystifying device into the cavity in Mixon’s stomach.  Various lights illuminated along Mixons lifeless body and as the core approached.  There was an almost silent static build of sound that grew beyond the capacity of the human ear to hear.

Bedrich approached Mixon’s table wide eyed.  Adelmo stood back and was silently observing his work while his machine mind read informational statistics from over 1337 diagnostic points.  Mixon showed little movement besides a few facial twitches.  His jaw now replaced by a titanium alloy opened and closed.  Bedrich noticed Mixon’s skin started to regenerate and seemingly heal over the metal.  The loose knit wires that seemed to hang out of every area of Mixon’s body slowly started to bind tighter and pull his body into a singular form.  What seemed before as a piecemeal man started to resemble a unified whole.

_________________________

Bedrich, who had watched the entire procedure with fascination got to his feet.

“BeddRich, our work izzzZ almOOSst complEEEEEEte. Inn the oooTTTher room is sOommmething in a Boxxx.  Will Youu BRINnngg that boxXX in here?”

Bedrich walked across the room and to the door Adelmo had pointed to.  Entering the room he saw the box.  It was glowing a sort of blue neon shine that seemed to shimmer as he approached.  He saw again the two silver J’s logo on the box.  Totally captivated by the box and what could be inside he touched it.  A three note melody chimed as the box began to unlock what sounded like complex security features.  As he moved closer he saw what had to be the control panel that would open the device.  As he reached for it he heard the faint sound of what sounded like a smaller version of Mixon’s jet.  As the sound grew louder he looked back through the doorway to Adelmo.

He opened his mouth to call to Adelmo, “Hey do you hear tha-

BOOM

A sudden thrash of energy tore through the shed ripping the shed in half and exposing the operation table.  The people of New Peruvia ran screaming as they heard the explosion and saw a figure floating in the sky.  Bedrich was thrown across the room into a pile of hard junk.  Adelmo started glowing red again as he gazed up in the sky.

Mixon lay exposed on the table.  His consciousness undeterminable.  Above him a figure descended.

“Well Mixybaby!” the man shouted from above.  ”You look a little DELAYED from your flight.”

It was JJ.  Or what looked like JJ.  A man equipped with heavy augmentations floated effortlessly in the sky above the two men and Mixon’s inert body.  He was dressed in jeans and a well fitting T shirt that read “Midnight City Pizza” with a red and black tie flapping in the wind from the propulsion of his jetpack.  His skin was riddled with augmented muscles and his arms were completely technologically messes of wires and matte finished metals.  On his forehead was a black number 7 emblazoned upon his skin and he carried what looked like a pizza delivery bag that was full.  His eyes glowed as he spoke.  Seemingly upset that his puns didn’t have the same affect on Mixon as they did before he tried again to rouse the unconscious Mixon.

“Whats the matter with him?  I have heard of cat’s getting your tongues but do they get ears now too?”

The horrid dialogue made Bedrich groan and he was moved to speak.

“Who the fuck are you?”

The JJ7 whirred around to face Bedrich.

“Well me?  I am just here to deliver some pizza.  I thought Mixon could use a slice since he had kind of a rough landing into that statue of me.  But now I see he has been laid up in your junk hospital so he won’t be needing any.  Perhaps your llamas want a slice?”

Bedrich’s rage grew exponentially, he stood up and looked at Mixon, still inert.  Adelmo was silently watching the stranger in the sky.

“And you, what are you doing here?  Did you help our little friend here?  Why would you do a thing like that?”  The floating man was speaking to Adelmo who was standing stoically regarding the man in the sky.

“Just what the fuck is going on here?  Who the fuck ARE you?” Bedrich roared through clenched teeth.

The stranger turned again towards Bedich.  This time visibly agitated as well.

“Whatever, I gotta get back to the store so, here you guys go, no tip required.”

The man raised his pizza bag as if to show it off to Bedrich and then threw it at the Alpaca barn.  The bag landed on the roof.

“Extra cheese bitches!”

The bag sat for a second on the roof before unleashing a devastating blast that took out the entire barn.  The Alpaca in the barn were emulsified in the blast from the stranger’s cluster pizza bomb.  Timber and parts of the animals rained from the sky.  The explosion sent pizza slices across the camp and began a chain reaction of destruction that crippled New Peruvia.  Many people were instantly snuffed out by the belch of firey death.  The citizens that were maimed or somehow spared ran to escape a frightful burning death.  The initial explosion blinded Bedrich and sent him flying again into another pile of garbage.  Debris from the devastation sprayed across Mixon’s face who still lay unconscious.  Adelmo was lost beneath the wreckage of his shed.

The man resembling JJ lowered to the ground and approached Mixon.

Bedrich, blind, reached for anything he could find.  His hands came to rest on a chunk of piping and he clenched it tightly in his bloody hands.  He could hear the cries in his head of his Alpacas as he realized they were all dead.  He fueled his hatred to his muscles and raised his weapon.  He heard the stranger step towards Mixon crunching some glass underfoot.  Leaping forward he summoned a rage from the very bottom of his stomach and screamed so violently his vocal chords ripped in his throat.

Without looking the augmented man caught Bedriches arm in the air and savagely ripped it from his body effortlessly.  Bedrich fell to the ground screaming, with his one arm catching himself sparing a face full of debris.  A hoarse noise left his lips while he coughed up his vocal chords and spat them on the earth.  The man with the 7 on his forehead turned to look at him with eyebrows raised.

“Good god, you need to be put down dude.”

Raising the bloodied arm that was still clutching the pipe, the man bludgeoned Bedrich with it.  A cruel strike, knocked Bedrich back and he lay limp as some teeth were mooshed down his throat.  Tossing the arm behind his back the man approached Mixon again.

“Ha it really is you isn’t it?  The boss couldn’t finish you off with the plane huh?  You must be a tough bastard.  Look what they did to you!  To think your augmentations could scratch the power of the 12 JJ replicants.”

The replicant, taken by curiosity looked further as something caught his eye.  Wide eyed he stumbled backwards in disbelief.

“Uhh.. a marinara core?  B-but how? No matter..”

The JJ7 reached his hand towards the marinara core that was exposed in Mixon’s chest.  His eyes were wide with fear but his logic told him to pull it out and crush it.  This was the same device that powered himself and the other JJ replicants.  He wasn’t sure how it had ended up here in this man he was sent to destroy, or how it even existed as he and the other replicants were the only intended receivers of such devices.  He had to tell his brothers.  He had to-

A rumbling underneath the rubble was barely audible before it erupted into a flash explosion of flying dust and machinery.  From below the trash and refuse Adelmo appeared.  He had blasted the fallen concrete and steel pillars that had buried him and stood before the replicant, jaw agape and pulsating a dark crimson light.  The look was that of an unearthed devil, its hungry mouth ready to swallow the very soul of the JJ7 if he infact had one.  Adelmo held forward some kind of device in his hand with a trigger.  The look on his usually expressionless face was that of a child torturing an animal, some kind of sick, self satisfied smile hung on it, only to be broken by the single word he spoke as he pulled the trigger.

“BerrRRZZZERKerrrRRRR.”

A huge shockwave of energy blasted them all back as it erupted from the marinara core within Mixon.  The core, having seemingly been activated, spun up with a sudden jolt of unparalleled energy as its rotating parts spun to a speed that resembled a secondary blue orb with the red within.  Mixon’s mouth opened and unleashed an unearthly scream mixed with pain, terror, and hate.  It shook anyone alive left to hear it.  The body of Mixon leaped up and stood on its haunches and resembled that of an animal in some primitive and deep brained instinct ready to pounce.  Mixons head flopped lazily from side to side and hung backwards on his shoulders.  His eyes were open and white and his mouth agape screaming the sanity destroying wail.

The body of Mixon pounced on the JJ7 raining a series of frenzied blows.  JJ7 reacted just as quick defending itself but took a few of the endless strikes and some damage.  Spinning up his own marinara core, JJ7 blasted Mixon off of himself with a concentrated marinara blast from his hands.  Mixon’s body was sent backwards through a building.  Without more than an instant to inhale Mixons body flew forward out of the destroyed building back on to JJ7 this time grabbing both of the replicants forearms in a single grip of his new mechanical hands.  The JJ7 struggled to free his arms from Mixons grip.  Mixons head swung up to meet the JJ7′s face and stopped its wail.  It’s white eyes looked into the JJ7′s.  A bloody toothed smile washed across Mixons face.  In one quick snap, he twisted his wrist breaking both the JJ7′s forearms with a satisfying and cruel snap.

JJ7 screamed in agony as he fell back into the dirt.  His arms were loose and reduced to bags of flesh and broken steel.  He pushed himself back across the dirt with his feet away from the body of Mixon who was walking toward him.

“NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

As Mixons body advanced his mouth began to move and he began to speak:

“I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brink with fright.  I am the who when you call ‘Who’s there?’.  I am the wind blowing through your hair.”

As this last line was spoken Mixon pounced again on the JJ7 and ripped at his chest.  His hands held the JJ7 mouth shut and his fingers sank painfully into its eyes.  Mixon’s body chewed away the armor and exposed the marinara core buried.  He prepared his jaw for one huge chomp opening wide as the sun flared on his enhanced steel eye teeth.

Clenching his hungry jaw on the JJ7′s marinara core, and flexed his jaw muscles.  The core resisted, then cracked.  As his teeth met the core imploded.

A few miles away the explosion could be seen as a giant red triangle reaching 100′s of feet into the sky.  The shape of the explosion resembled a huge slice of pizza.  The replicants death rattle could be heard all the way into Midnight City, where citizens looked up from their calzones, their italian fries, and their ravioli.  A fat baby with it’s face in a bowl of tortellini looked up with a dumb look of fear.  People walking in the streets looked westward in fear.  All the citizens throughout the city had no idea what had happened.  But in each of their fat guts they all felt the same thing.  Their way of life, was threatened.

 

Stay tuned for next episode, when we find out what happened to New Peruvia.  Mixon’s coming to, but remembers nothing of his berserk rage, finds himself alone.  Adelmo’s augmentations have equipped Mixon with guidance of where to go next.  You will be surprised at who he meets along the way.  Enemies of the old world become allies in this world, and a peculiar man with metal in his face offers Mixon some enlightenment.

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